Welcome to the Bazaar! As you are no doubt aware, I’m Esmerelda Santa Monica, the Empress of Thieves, and it seems you’ve found my treasure trove. You’re too late for my original Van Gogh (not one of his paintings, his actual mummified body) or the bolt that used to hold up the Leaning Tower of Pisa, but there are still a few goodies lying around here for sale. Take your time browsing, and definitely don’t worry that I’m using that time to gather all your financial information or loot your most cherished possessions. Wouldn’t dream of it.
If you would like to contribute to the our skulduggery by purchasing a copy of
OTTO von TRAPEZOID and THE EMPRESS of THIEVES
“This is a story of love and conquers and only by reading it you can find out which will win. Every scene in this book is perfect. From the first contact, first meeting, visits to each others homes, fighting off enemies. All with lots of action, gadgets, robots, thieving skills and cunning dialogs.” – Magini Books
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